One of our favorite POTUS quotes. What’s yours?
No, that’s faith. And faith in this presidency is totally and completely blind.
One of our favorite POTUS quotes. What’s yours?
No, that’s faith. And faith in this presidency is totally and completely blind.
Preschoolers from my friends synagogue were asked what President Obama’s job was. These were their answers.
Hannah: To protect the people.
Reagan: He helps people.
Stella: He helps people drive cars.
Matan: He does work to get money to give to the people who don’t have money.
Sia: He helps people who don’t have money and gives money to the people.
Sadie: He sews dresses and pants for the people who don’t have clothes.
Sounds about right.
Caitlyn: To look pretty and smile while he has the military kill innocent people.
Ugh, when I was an adorable small child, I also believed everything my mom told me about politics. That doesn’t make it true or good or ethical. It’s a reflection of the state of psychological infancy one’s moral and intellectual reasoning is in at that age.
At least they didn’t exploit the cuteness of the kids, I guess. Though I really wish they would spend their time actually educating and nurturing these children, rather than exploiting their ignorance and cute rhetoric.
David Ryan:
I’m an 18-year old college student, and I’m voting for Barack Obama because he is not completely out of touch with the rest of the American population. He understands the financial struggles that are afflicting our nation and is seeking ways to restore equal opportunity to its people, rather than make jokes out of it or throw $10,000 around like its pocket change.
Also, he found the time to make a bracket … and kick 98% of America’s butt at it.
He does, however, make jokes about predator drones.
“I’m voting for Barack Obama because he treats me as a human being who has just as every right to be happy as the next person. He believes I shouldn’t discriminated against because I’m a girl who likes girls. And though he has never met me, I know he believes in me. I know…Really, I couldn’t have respected this less if she had written, “I’m voting for Barack Obama because Michelle dresses well.”And I’m sorry, but if we’re voting for people based on swagger, Rick Perry would be polling second, after Ron Paul. As Bush once said, “People say I have a certain swagger. In Texas, we just call that ‘walkin’.” *Best Bush quote ever. Double points for also being the most coherent thought he’s ever expressed.*
I’m voting for Obama in 2012 because I like his rhetorical strategies, appeals to emotion and vague, tautological campaign statements better than Mitt Romneys
But you’re violating the intellectual property of basically every Obama supporter!
I am voting for Obama because he will protect my rights as a woman, defend the rights of the LGBT community, care for the environment we live in, and do more to alleviate the wealth disparity in America than any Republican candidate.
You ask how any young person could vote for Obama? I ask you, honestly, how can we not?
MORE VAGUE HANDWAVING THAT’S CODE FOR ‘HIS MARKETING STRATEGY IS FLAWLESS AND I WILL VOTE FOR THE WARMONGER IF IT MEANS I GET TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH HIS PERSONAL BRAND’.
Most of the time, I adore marketing, but when it comes to campaigns, it just hurts to see the level of misinformed consumerist identity politics in which people willingly parade around.
I support President Obama because he is the only candidate that realizes that the only way to bring Americans out of poverty and lower unemployment in the long run is to invest in education. One way to do that is to pass the DREAM ACT now. Mitt Romney is against the DREAM ACT, need I say more?
(Isn’t it the *DREAM Act?)
I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t think Romney is going to get these letters.
Really, I’m normally impressed by the Obama campaign (empirically fantastic strategy), but I’m really having trouble understanding the point of rallying the political non-voters on the Internet; the political non-voters as a whole won him the election in 2008, but that’s because they did actual campaigning, you know, outside… in the physical world.
Why do I turn on the news? They just said Obama beats Romney 50/44, Santorum 53/40, Gingrich 52/37, and then Paul 50/52. First off, that [last total] equals 102%. Secondly, that shows Paul ahead by 2%…
A [justifiably frustrated] Facebook acquaintance, Garrett Jones. (via hipsterlibertarian)
In other news: Entire discipline of mathematics added to the Axis of Evil.
my mother donated to the Obama-Biden campaign and all i got was the COZIEST SWEATSHIRT OF ALL TIMES.
Not a bad deal.
Yeah, that probably funded like an entire week of extra torture for some child in Afghanistan. I mean, I guess if you’re an ignorant, emotionally disturbed fascist, that probably does sound like a pretty fantastic deal. So you wear that sweatshirt which classical liberal economic principles provided you with, with your oversized, non-prescription glasses and flaunt the fact that you support a hypocritical war criminal because of your complete and willful ignorance of reality. You do that. Just please don’t look so idiotically joyous about the human rights violations you’re propagating.
This girl makes Al-Qaeda look bashful.